Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Abduction of Rift Raft

un-band welcomes future bassist, rift raft rob! Rift Raft Rob shot the sheriff and killed the deputy, and basses aren't the only things he slaps. Watch out Gaby! Rift Raft has been learning music for several years, and studied in the Music University Situated In China, a.k.a. MUSIC. He finished his course but did not receive a certificate as he shot his lecturer on graduation day. We are looking forward to the character and talent that rift raft rob brings to the table. Hopefully he brings char kway teow as well.

[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
hi!

[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
Hello

[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
I got your address from the police station
[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
I heard you were recently charged with noise pollution on the bass guitar?

[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
Unfortunately so.

[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
Well I'll be. Anyway I'm MStick, drummer for the up and coming un-band, with a dash. We feel we need a bad boy in the band, do you think you could spice it up?

[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
Spice? Im known for reckless aSalts

[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
Good enough I suppose. So how long have you been playing your instrument?

[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
Since... it was taller than me

[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
Wow. That can't be very long.

[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
._.

[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
Anyway, glad to have you on board. but first I must ask, what is your view on female guitarists.

[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
Ooo if they are on the guitar probably means they have some attitude!
[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
I like attitude.

[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
Nice.
[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
You'll meet gaby soon. Great to have you on board rift raft.

[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
its rob thank you.

[MStick] i don't. but un-band does! says:
don't you rob me.

[Rift Raft Rob] strikes back says:
Im rob.

2 comments:

Rift Raft Rob said...

What an enlightening introduction. Thank you very much, but Id prefer The Abduction of Rob. Rift Raft is like a title. Master Rob sounds plain silly. So does Doctor Rob. You dont say The Abduction of Mister. You say The Abdcution of Rob. Rob!!!!!!!!!! Peace. Cheers. I like see Bass.

Gabriel said...

Mhmmm, Char Kway Tiao!!! ^^